Meccahi's 101

[meccahi]

How to break stuff... that seems to be the lesson of the night. I should know better than to attempt to do things on the full moon... I should have just stuck to watching Family Guy and drinking. I can't really screw that up too much.

Tonight I have managed to destroy.. 1 large cabinet ( that I use for holding a few of my albums)... and 1 piano bench.. ( that I used to hold a fish tank containing what was once 3 fish)..
I managed to break both of these items splendidly in my attempts to move them. Go me!

In other news we have a mysteriously disappearing fish. At one point I had 3 fish that originated from work ( they had threatened to flush them if nobody took them).. when I transferred the fish from one tank to another ( since I broke their aformentioned tank holder)... when I did so... there were only two fish.

I queried Grog about this.. he says that he saw one of my fishies spitting out part of a skeleton. I don't believe it. I think aliens came down and abducted my fish for research. I'm stickin with that theory.

My house now smells all minty. I hope it lasts.

I really hope I know what the hell I'm doing...