While in Atlanta, I went with a friend to a bar, and overheard probably one of the best conversations ever..
*Girl and Guy, standing talking against a back wall... Girl reaches over and grabs guy's man-boob*
Guy: "Hey! Don't grab my joob!"
Girl: "Wait... your what?!!"
"My Joob! My Jewish boob!"
"Your man-boobs are Jewish???"
"yeah!.. you didn't know I was part Jewish??"
"So...what's the rest of you?"
..... " Atheist!"
*Girl and Guy, standing talking against a back wall... Girl reaches over and grabs guy's man-boob*
Guy: "Hey! Don't grab my joob!"
Girl: "Wait... your what?!!"
"My Joob! My Jewish boob!"
"Your man-boobs are Jewish???"
"yeah!.. you didn't know I was part Jewish??"
"So...what's the rest of you?"
..... " Atheist!"