Jew Boobs

[meccahi]

While in Atlanta, I went with a friend to a bar, and overheard probably one of the best conversations ever..

*Girl and Guy, standing talking against a back wall... Girl reaches over and grabs guy's man-boob*

Guy: "Hey! Don't grab my joob!"

Girl: "Wait... your what?!!"

"My Joob! My Jewish boob!"

"Your man-boobs are Jewish???"

"yeah!.. you didn't know I was part Jewish??"

"So...what's the rest of you?"

..... " Atheist!"

Comments

[tempusfrangit.livejournal.com]

Win.

[eli-the-insane.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you could divvy your body up like that. Hmmm. So if I'm Episco-pagan, what are my boobs, then?

Random other: Hey I want to put a bunch of drilled coins on my belt, but I have no bitch rings. And I can't find a substitute anywhere here. I tried making some but they look like crap.

Do you deal in bronze bitch rings?

[meccahi.livejournal.com]

I don't currently have any bronze.. BUT.. I'll search my supply because I have scads and scads of random rings.. and there's a good chance that there's bronze in there that's the right size. Lemme do some searching and I'll let ya know!

[eli-the-insane.livejournal.com]

I would be so grateful, because I love my belt but it needs more fun thingies on it... and then you'd have less random ring clutter, as well!

Enjoying your photos, as well!

[meccahi.livejournal.com]

danke!... I'm trying to improve with every shoot.

Joobs and patchwork pagan protrusions

[wildwose.livejournal.com]

Hi! Its Kristi! I'm at Shane & Leah's for the week hanging out, seeing their place, working some leather. Funny, write to Shane on your account, write to you on Shane's account! Its beautiful here, and they gots kittehs. Doo stayed home w/ Stephen so its good to have the kitty love. No cell ph currently, hopefully before leaving show. Gonna try to email at least once a week. Life is good, I am 40 (hahahahaha!), cant wait to hear all your adventures! Love you miss you see you in a few months, talk to you sooner!

Had bday potluck, Shane posted this already but here it is up close and personal. Leah, ME!!!, Ann, Megan (works with us as mid day busy time help) Much fun!

Re: Joobs and patchwork pagan protrusions

[meccahi.livejournal.com]

hee hee... you need to call me!
And your dreads make you look like you have tiny devil horns...but I loves ya anyways.. Happy Birthday sweetie.. I'm sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate it with you..
ZOMG we have so much to talk about!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wildwose.livejournal.com]

Hey Shannon,
Kristi is back at home at the festival, I will deliver the message. And I am writing you from the Staples parking lot down the road from MDRF. Hmmm....according to Kristi you could identify with this. Sucking a little WiFi where you can that is. You should come visit MDRF some time. It's fun.
Peace

[meccahi.livejournal.com]

Thanks!
I've done Maryland many many times.. it used to be a part of my regular circuit... in fact Kristi introduced you to me there once.. many years ago. It's one of my favorite shows.. but my circuit just doesn't allow for it anymore.